Some guys let their wives hire the babysitter, but I’ve found they often go for the frumpy retired librarian type. Now, maybe that’s your thing. But for me, I like the paying her way through college fresh-faced barely legal girl next door type of sitter. And don’t get me wrong, I’d want her to be good to my kids, but a true gem is the one who wants to be good to the parents as well.

I’ve never had more than an obvious flirtation with my kids’ sitters. And I’ve never even been the one to initiate it. I’m more than sure I could take one to bed though, but I don’t know if I could get my wife on board. But my first step was to get a 74% off discount to Naughty America and have her watch some porn with me. Before long I’m going to work my way to scenes where my fantasy is played out. Then we will see how she reacts. 

Even if she’s not down for it, at least I get a metric fuck ton of porn featuring some of the hottest babes in the business to drain my balls to. So it’s something to celebrate no matter the outcome!